Sorry darling, I only tip hats and glasses.
~ Saturday, October 2 ~
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Crazy lady in line at the bank:
I have a question for you, since you have a skateboard.
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Me:
Okay.
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Lady:
How come, even with a sign up, I get kids jumping off my building?
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Me:
Uhh, I have no idea.
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Lady:
I have two signs that say NO SKATING and these skateboarders keep jumping off my building.
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Me:
I don't know them, so I really have no idea.
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My brain:
Bitch, you think just because I have a skateboard, I'm some kind of four-wheel menace to society? You don't know me. Fuck you. And FYI it's a longboard, you can't even do fucking tricks on it.
