Infinite Sick

Relationships the Debra Morgan way:

Step 1. Have a brother who’s wife was just murdered.
Step 2. Go to their house with a cop coworker to clean up the blood.
Step 3. Afterward, start crying about how you don’t understand your brother.
Step 4. Start kissing your coworker, then rip off all your clothes and do it on the kitchen floor. Of the house your sister-in-law was just murdered in. Right after you clean up a bathroom covered in her blood.

Make sure you don’t hesitate at all or make any mention of how wrong it is until after it’s over.

Bonus points if any of your last three relationships were a serial killer, a police informant, and an FBI agent shot and killed by the daughter of the same person who killed your sister-in-law.