I was looking at the sidebar →
And tumblr suggested I visit this blog. Who runs Must Share Hair? None other than Ben Brown (aka Internet Rockstar), our good friend of Consumating and GoTeamInternet fame (infame?). It feels like every time I turn around, there’s Ben and his great hair. Remind me to find out what kind of conditioner he uses.
They couldn’t have been spies,” Jessie Gugig, 15, told The New York...– AOL News
I was cleaning my room last night →
And found out there’s a colony of ants living under a tile in my closet. I saw two with wings, and thought they might be queens. So I went to look up “ant castes” on google, being a total nerd and all. I found that they were “males” and not queens, but then I wandered off. Did you know ant brains have about the same processing power as a Macintosh II computer? And...
Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say...– David Grayson
Okay first of all... →
Who puts a six-year-old girl from Ohio on a terrorist watch list, and why won’t they take her off? The poor girl probably still plays with Barbies, can she really be a threat to national security? More proof our government is mental. Go do something productive, dickheads.
Turn Nocturnal →
Typography turns me on. New clothes turn me on. Turn Nocturnal brings them both together for some serious double-ons. [From the genius mind of Matt Mcinerney]
Are you sure?
Me: Just a refill, please.
Employee: Are you sure?
(My brain): Well, I'm pretty sure I'd like a soda, and I'm pretty sure I'm holding one of your cups, but I dunno, I've been known to materialize things out of thin air, like the hand that's about to slap you in the face.
Chris Hardwick, Craig Ferguson, Daleks, fucking...
You can spread your wings
You can fly to the moon if you want to. Just like birds do…. spacebirds.